Random Bad Ferret
When my humans have gone to such diligent pains to block cracks of doors with blankets, towels, heavy objects, moats, or fencing material it is inconsiderate to insult their efforts by removing these barriers and escaping into the big playland in five seconds, resulting in my human removing the entire contents of the aforementioned playland leading to a two-hour search and six-hour cleaning project while I escape undetected through my frantic human's legs and take a nap in my cage looking ever so angelic. In the future I will play dumb and take at least five minutes to remove the barrier.
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